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Category: Kernel Panic

The Contractor’s Perspective

4 February 2015 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 2 Comments

“I’ve asked Jack to take over.”

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Questionable Intelligence

31 March 2014 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“I explained to him that I actually expected him to do some work for this presentation…”

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Unprepared

20 March 2014 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“Today we’re going to go over everything we know about the ID10Tarod.”

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The Most Important Detail

26 February 2014 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“Why is this ‘the single most grueling contract known to man?'”

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The Most Challenging Race Known to Man

12 February 2014 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“I would never knowingly put a working coffee maker in harm’s way.”

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The Deepest Cut

5 February 2014 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“Thanks to Jack’s superior physical conditioning your life has been spared.”

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Choose Your Words Carefully

29 January 2014 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“You.”

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Bad Timing

22 January 2014 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“I think one of the reasons we’re having so much trouble is that we’re trying to get jobs individually instead of as a team.”

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Unrelated Activities

15 January 2014 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“As I see it, the problem we’re facing is that our replacements are mostly a bunch of semi-competent dolts.”

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Blacklisted

8 January 2014 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“I’m starting to get worried.”

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