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Category: Kernel Panic

Deception

17 December 2002 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“The new Nifty Doorways server, just like you ordered.”

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Johnny on the Spot

10 December 2002 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“OK, we need a plan.”

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Jack Knows a Guy

3 December 2002 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“I don’t need to tell you that our situation is grim.”

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Stages of Grief

24 September 2002 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

The fight is over. The group reels from a staggering defeat.

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Taking It Well

23 September 2002 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“I appreciate the way in which you’ve dealt with this news…”

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Over and Out

20 September 2002 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“Well, the consultant left about an hour ago.”

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Touring the Facilities

19 September 2002 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“Here are some of our RAID servers.”

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Evil Wore Pastel

18 September 2002 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

Alan meets… The Consultant.

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Making Plans

17 September 2002 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

Alan and his men make plans…

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Putting it into Perspective

16 September 2002 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“I know we’ve faced consultants before, but this time it feels different.”

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