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The contractor’s Perspective

“I’ve asked Jack to take over.”

“I explained to him that I actually expected him to do some work for this presentation…”

“Today we’re going to go over everything we know about the ID10Tarod.”

“Why is this ‘the single most grueling contract known to man?'”

“I would never knowingly put a working coffee maker in harm’s way.”

“Thanks to Jack’s superior physical conditioning your life has been spared.”

“You.”

“I think one of the reasons we’re having so much trouble is that we’re trying to get jobs individually instead of as a team.”

“As I see it, the problem we’re facing is that our replacements are mostly a bunch of semi-competent dolts.”

“I’m starting to get worried.”

ALAN: As I see it, the problem we're facing is that our replacements are mostly a bunch of semi-competent dolts.…

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