Winning Hearts and Minds

C. B. Wright1 December 20231 December 2023

1 December 20231 December 20230

Bad Penny

C. B. Wright30 November 202330 November 2023

Submitted Without Comment

C. B. Wright21 November 202321 November 2023

You Must Unlearn

C. B. Wright11 January 202310 January 2023

Poor Long-Term Planning

C. B. Wright2 January 20231 January 2023

Category : Help Desk

Always Let Your Something Be Your Guide

C. B. Wright29 December 202229 December 2022

by C. B. Wright29 December 202229 December 20224

"Is there any particular reason you're here?"...

The Man Himself

C. B. Wright28 December 202228 December 2022

by C. B. Wright28 December 202228 December 20225

"I really hope the Boss pulls us off this Twitter support role soon..."...

Internal Consistency

C. B. Wright23 December 202228 December 2022

by C. B. Wright23 December 202228 December 20220

"At the end of the day, it's all pretty simple..."...

The Ministry of Truth

C. B. Wright22 December 202228 December 2022

by C. B. Wright22 December 202228 December 20220

"...we recognize the specific rules we've put in place may be a little difficult to fully understand."...

A Circle and a Half

C. B. Wright21 December 202228 December 2022

by C. B. Wright21 December 202228 December 20220

"It should be obvious to ANYONE that I am not colluding in a far-reaching effort to assassinate one of the richest men in the world."...

My Life as an Internet Spotter

C. B. Wright20 December 202228 December 2022

by C. B. Wright20 December 202228 December 20223

"I haven't tried to assassinate Elon Musk or anyone else, for that matter."...

Complicated and Nefarious

C. B. Wright19 December 202228 December 2022

by C. B. Wright19 December 202228 December 20222

"Why was my account disabled???"...

A Particularly Trying Time

C. B. Wright16 December 202228 December 2022

by C. B. Wright16 December 202228 December 20224

"I am allowing a competitive rival to use our technical support division during a particularly trying time."...

Unprofessional But Heartfelt

C. B. Wright24 February 20221 August 2022

by C. B. Wright24 February 20221 August 20221

"Tonight in world news, this just in..."...

A-I-A-I-O

C. B. Wright4 June 20181 August 2022

by C. B. Wright4 June 20181 August 20224

"You're using Binky as your new AI?"...

"Desperately Unfunny."

::Comment at Reddit::

"Why has this been running since 1996? Who actually reads it? Who is the idiot who reads it every day and posts the 'good' ones up on reddit? Doesn't he realize he is wasting his time?"

::Another comment at Reddit::

"Are there really 80 people who find any reference to Microsoft in a web comic funny?"

::Yet another comment at Reddit, a site that truly appreciates what I do::

"The artwork is lame and repetitive, the 'jokes' are either inside software industry jokes or thinly disguised anti-capitalist rantings."

::A conservative political discussion site that I can't remember the name of any more::

"It doesn't make me want to put my face in a belt sander."

::Eric Burns-White, Websnark::

"Not Notable."

::Wikipedia::

"Disagree."

::Wikipedia::

"I don't think this comic meets the notability requirements for Wikipedia."

::Wikipedia::

"It's been running since 1996. That's notable."

::Wikipedia::

"You're such a bleeding heart. You'll call anything notable. It's editors like you who damage the high standards of quality Wikipedia strives to maintain each and every day."

::Wikipedia::

"Stop being such an elitist."

::Wikipedia::

"I'm not elitist! I'm for the people, baby! I just think the comic sucks."

::Wikipedia::

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