“Why haven’t you people gone away yet?”
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Category: Help Desk
Here We SCO Again
“This is a representative of SCO…”
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Protest
“We at Help Desk would like to officially lodge a protest against the continuous use of SCO as a plot device in our storylines.”
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The Board Meeting
Alex attends a Marketing meeting.
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Just Another Press Release
“You know better than to believe anything released in an internal memo.”
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Not Quite As Different As They Thought
“You know how it works.”
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Just Another Marketing Initiative
“So we don’t actually have a team of programmers working around the clock to make our products more secure?”
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The Opposite of Initiative
“So this ‘Ubersoft Security Initiative’ is supposed to counter the impression that all our software is bug-ridden and prone to security exploits.”
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The Security Initiative
“What’s this?”
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Pioneers in the Field
“If we have all these patents that can be used against the music industry… why aren’t we using them?”
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