“I’ll walk you through this problem…”
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Category: Help Desk
The Need For Less Speed
“I’m driving one of your UberCars and I’ve got a little problem.”
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Late-Breaking Announcement
“We have a late-breaking announcement…”
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Standard Obfuscation #12
“So we need to come up with a game plan that will maximize the amount of stalling time we have.”
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Technically It Is A Game Plan
“Until Marketing and Legal can come up with an official response to the problem, they need us to do what we do best…”
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A Meeting Of The Minds
“Guys, we have a thing.”
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An Early Warning Of Bad Tidings
“Hey Big Brother.”
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Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal
“I’m confused about Ubersoft’s policy towards Open Source software.”
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Patch Paralysis
“Sorry, I can’t help you today.”
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Less A Window, More A Wall
“We’re pushing out a patch to your PC in half an hour.”
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