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ALAN: Well, here we are again. Anyone find a job yet?
JACK: It’s a tough market, man.
PAUL: yeah, I had one. It didn’t work out.
ALAN: What happened?
PAUL: I got hired to do some development for the local CSI. You know… the police forensics people. i was pretty excited about it. Until they started talking to me.
ALAN: What happened after they started talking to you?
PAUL: I’m no longer allowed within 500 feet of my former manager. And I’m under house arrest. They gave me one of those ankle monitor things.
ALAN: Then how are you… ?
PAUL: I found an iPhone app that will clone an ankle monitor, sync up with its GPS and emit the same signal. So I left my iPhone at home and installed Android on my ankle monitor.
MARTIN: That’s almost like having a shoe phone.
PAUL: I know!