Comic Transcript
MARTIN: Alan, I’m starting to get worried. I’m at the point where I can’t even get recruiters to return my calls.
JOHNNY: Me either.
JACK: I noticed that too, man. First I thought it was just the economy, but something else is going on.
ALAN: Yeah, it’s happening to me too. And you’re right. It doesn’t make sense.
ALAN: Every single person at this table has the kind of technical background that should make recruiters fight for our attention, and it’s not happening. I think it’s pretty obvious what’s going on: we’re being blacklisted.
MARTIN: Why?
ALAN: Because our department got outsourced to the Dork Brigade, is why. It made us look bad. It damaged our reputation.
(Silence.)
PAUL: Also I assaulted my last supervisor.
ALAN: Also that.