Kernel Panic


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MARTIN: Alan, I’m starting to get worried. I’m at the point where I can’t even get recruiters to return my calls.

JOHNNY: Me either.

JACK: I noticed that too, man. First I thought it was just the economy, but something else is going on.

ALAN: Yeah, it’s happening to me too. And you’re right. It doesn’t make sense.

ALAN: Every single person at this table has the kind of technical background that should make recruiters fight for our attention, and it’s not happening. I think it’s pretty obvious what’s going on: we’re being blacklisted.


ALAN: Because our department got outsourced to the Dork Brigade, is why. It made us look bad. It damaged our reputation.


PAUL: Also I assaulted my last supervisor.

ALAN: Also that.

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