Kernel Panic

Final Exit

Final Exit
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Comic Transcript

ALAN: All right… time to go. Don’t talk to them, don’t look at them, don’t acknowledge they exist. Just go. Paul?

(PAUL exits, passing his CORPORATE CLONE.)

ALAN: OK. Johnny, you’re up.

(JOHNNY exits, passing his CORPORATE CLONE.)

ALAN: Martin.

(MARTIN exits, passing his CORPORATE CLONE.)

ALAN: Jack…

(JACK begins to exit.)

LARS: Hey Jack.

JACK: Lars!

LARS: What’s up?

JACK: Well you’re taking my job, man!

LARS: Yeah, sorry. I gotta get my bike fixed.

JACK: I hear you. How’s your Old Lady?

LARS: Oh, she’s the same. You should stop by tonight, I know she’d like to catch up.

ALAN: Jack!

JACK: Oh, right. Sorry man, you’re dead to me.

LARS: That’s cool. Maybe Thursday.


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