Phil – Eviscerati.Org

“We at Help Desk would like to officially lodge a protest against the continuous use of SCO as a plot device in our storylines.”

“We think we’ve figured out the reason computer problems get fixed every time someone describes them to Alex.”

“The Boss wants me to run a few tests.”

“Alex has developed some weird power that makes it difficult for him to do his job.”

“Get this thing off me!”

“Well, this is… interesting…”

“You’ve got to check this out.”

“I don’t know what to do.”

“So that’s the long and short of it.”

“I owe you, big time.”

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