Phil – Eviscerati.Org

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“You’re using Binky as your new AI?”

“Alex.”

“Actually, I think I’m going to volunteer for this one.”

“Look, King, this battery is perfectly safe.”

“So anyway, we’re working on a new phone and we want you guys to try it out.”

“Hey guys.”

“Look right now I don’t actually care whose fault it is.”

“Mark, I’ve got Phil here and I put you on speakerphone.”

“Take a look at this.”

“Barry!”

Comic Transcript ADALAI FOULE: All right, this is ridiculous. It's been more than a month, and I think it's time…

Comic Transcript PHIL: Take a look at this. ALEX: ... a toaster. PHIL: An internet-enabled toaster. This is our entry…