MONK: Actually, I think I’m going to volunteer for this one.
KING: What? You’re crazy. Don’t listen to him, Phil, he’s crazy.
MONK: No, I’m serious. If this battery is legit, it could be a huge game-changer. Smartphone battery life is pathetic these days. They won’t even last a whole day.
MONK: Why won’t they last? Because companies who make smartphones don’t care about making phones that are useful. They only care about making phones that are thin. If this battery actually does what it’s supposed to, we might actually be able to have phones that last more than a day before needing to be recharged!
PHIL: Actually we’ll probably cut the battery size in half and make the phones even thinner.
MONK: Of course you will.