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MONK: Mark, I’ve got Phil here and I put you on speakerphone.
PHIL: Hey Mark. Been a while.
MARK: Phil? That you?
PHIL: Yeah. things haven’t really been the same since you went off to do your Top Secret thing.
MARK: Look, it’s great to hear from you and all, but what does Marketing have to do with this error message?
MARK: I heard you got moved to Marketing. Because Apple turned you into a fancy dresser with a mustache.
PHIL: Oh, that. No, I’m back to normal now.
MARK: You are?
PHIL: Yeah, the Apple conditioning didn’t take, Drinky got me drunk, I’m back to my old self.
MARK: So this is probably all your fault, then.
PHIL: Just like old times!