“Actually, I think I’m going to volunteer for this one.”
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Tag: Monk
More Bang For Your Buck
“Look, King, this battery is perfectly safe.”
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Totally Not A Samsung Burn
“So anyway, we’re working on a new phone and we want you guys to try it out.”
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Operant Conditioning
“Hey guys.”
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The Trademark Awakens (With Spoilers)
“Happy New Year!”
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An Unsatisfying Explanation
“Look right now I don’t actually care whose fault it is.”
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Continuity Check
“Mark, I’ve got Phil here and I put you on speakerphone.”
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A Traditional Greeting
“Look, I’m having a problem–“
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Do The Shuffle
“I’m going to transfer you over to the Retention Department.”
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Cutting The Gordian Knot
“Before I can cancel your account I want to check on your account status.”
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