Poor Long-Term Planning
"... I want to make sure technical support is operating smoothly..."...
Tag : Story: Assassination Coordinates
Always Let Your Something Be Your Guide
"Is there any particular reason you're here?"...
The Man Himself
"I really hope the Boss pulls us off this Twitter support role soon..."...
Internal Consistency
"At the end of the day, it's all pretty simple..."...
The Ministry of Truth
"...we recognize the specific rules we've put in place may be a little difficult to fully understand."...
A Circle and a Half
"It should be obvious to ANYONE that I am not colluding in a far-reaching effort to assassinate one of the richest men in the world."...
My Life as an Internet Spotter
"I haven't tried to assassinate Elon Musk or anyone else, for that matter."...
Complicated and Nefarious
"Why was my account disabled???"...
A Particularly Trying Time
"I am allowing a competitive rival to use our technical support division during a particularly trying time."...