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THE BOSS: Alex.
ALEX: Hey Boss.
THE BOSS: In order to fulfill a contractual obligation, I am allowing a competitive rival to use our technical support division during a particularly trying time.
ALEX: Ah. OK. You owe a CEO a favor?
THE BOSS: No. One of his shoulder-demons.
ALEX: Do we get to know who we’re doing this for?
MONK: Alex, we’re suddenly being flooded with calls from reporters wanting to know why they’ve been banned from Twitter.
ALEX: Before we take this conversation any further, I need a minute to pop off to our parking lot so I can key the doors of every Tesla I can find.