PHIL: So anyway, we’re working on a new phone and we want you guys to try it out.
KING: NO, Phil. I still have scars from last time.
PHIL: This is completely different! We’re not testing user retention technology, we’re testing a battery!
KING: NO, Phil. I like my apartment. I don’t want to be responsible for burning it to the ground.
PHIL: You won’t be responsible for burning your apartment to the ground!
KING: True. Technically YOU would be responsible for burning it to the ground. I’d just be payload delivery.