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The Unlogical Solution

Comic Transcript

FED: We’re concerned that you can actually remember the keys you’re blindly hitting at random.

SECOND FED: You still don’t have the necessary clearance to be told what you’re working on.

MARK: There’s nothing I can do about that guys. I’m a touch typist. As long as I’m using a QWERTY keyboard I’m going to remember something.

SECOND FED: We think we’ve figured out a way to work around that.

MARK: I don’t suppose your solution is something logical, like switching out my QWERTY keyboard with one mapped to Dvorak.

SECOND FED: No, it involves you smashing your face against the keyboard over and over again.

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