PHIL: Hey guys.
MONK: Hey Phil. What’s new?
PHIL: The Boss has me working on our newest smartphone design.
MONK: What are we going with this year? Curved display? Aluminum chassis? Always-on notifications?
KING: Razor-sharp hooks that burrow into your flesh whenever you try to put your phone away?
PHIL: We’re never going to live that one down, are we?
KING: “Hey King, we want you to test a phone for us. Just use it for a few days and tell us what you think.”