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ALEX: Is there any particular reason you’re here?

ELON MUSK: (Carrying FAN CLUB.) I’m here to see how the whole “outsource Twitter support to Ubersoft” thing is going.

MONK: Not well. Everything is chaos. Everyone is angry. And not in a good way.

ELON MUSK: What is wrong with these people? Can’t they see I’m trying to – what’s that?

ALEX: What’s… what?

FAN CLUB: (Indistinct murmuring.)

ELON MUSK: (Quietly.) Yes… that’s a good point.

ELON MUSK: (Quietly.) Still, it’s very hurtful.

FAN CLUB: (Indistinct murmuring.)

ELON MUSK: (Quietly.) It’s true. Nobody appreciates my true genius. Nobody but you.

FAN CLUB: (Indistinct murmuring.)

ALEX: He’s blocking the only exit.

MONK: I’ll pull the fire alarm.

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notStanley 29 December 2022 at 2:48 PM

The more EM talks, the more I agree he should be dropped on Mars. Without his hairdresser or any telephone sanitizers :}

Daniel 29 December 2022 at 3:29 PM

I see what you did there. Granted, his name does sound like he belongs in that universe.

Daniel 29 December 2022 at 3:30 PM

Though I rather see him being more of the kind to “invite” you to sit down and listen to his poetry, instead.

Opus the Poet 30 December 2022 at 5:27 PM

It’s OK one of those unbanned accounts got in a fight with Greta and doxxed himself and got arrested for rape and human trafficking. He accidentally managed to do a good thing.


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