KING: Ubersoft Technical Support, King speaking. How can I —
CALLER: Hi, I’m an increasingly desperate member of the computer press. Do you have any information on the iPad 3?
KING: WHy would I have any information on the iPad 3?
CALLER: I don’t know. Really. No idea. But all my normal source sources refuse to say anything at all on the topic, so I’ve resorted to asking people at random. So do you have any information? Anything at all?
KING: What would you like to know first?
MONK: Bad King! Bad! Bad, bad, King!