Comic Transcript
ALEX: So you’re here because you want to check up on the tech support we’re providing on Twitter’s behalf?
ELON MUSK: (Carrying FAN CLUB.) That’s right.
ALEX: … I don’t buy it.
MONK: Not even a little bit.
ELON MUSK: Seriously… I want to make sure technical support is operating smoothly and there aren’t any problems.
ALEX: No.
MONK: Nope.
ELON MUSK: C’mon, I just –
MONK: You might as well come clean, because we’re not buying it.
(Silence.)
ELON MUSK: Fine. I fired all our janitors and I was hoping to snag some toilet paper.
4 comments
Some techbros refuse to see their favorite phrases (things like “disruptive”, and “move fast break shit”) do not really scale well into production :{
Thanks for the transcript. For the life of me I couldn’t tell what the thing over his shoulder was.
The truly, truly scary part is that, if I had not been paying attention to the actual news, this comic fits in with the zaniness of the normalcy of this comic.
This has been a godsend for Wright. A combination of shitshow and bonfire with deep moral implications.