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Poor Long-Term Planning

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Comic Transcript

ALEX: So you’re here because you want to check up on the tech support we’re providing on Twitter’s behalf?

ELON MUSK: (Carrying FAN CLUB.) That’s right.

ALEX: … I don’t buy it.

MONK: Not even a little bit.

ELON MUSK: Seriously… I want to make sure technical support is operating smoothly and there aren’t any problems.

ALEX: No.

MONK: Nope.

ELON MUSK: C’mon, I just –

MONK: You might as well come clean, because we’re not buying it.

(Silence.)

ELON MUSK: Fine. I fired all our janitors and I was hoping to snag some toilet paper.


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4 comments

notStanley 2 January 2023 at 3:05 PM

Some techbros refuse to see their favorite phrases (things like “disruptive”, and “move fast break shit”) do not really scale well into production :{

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ArtistsDad 3 January 2023 at 12:02 PM

Thanks for the transcript. For the life of me I couldn’t tell what the thing over his shoulder was.

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Daniel 3 January 2023 at 4:14 PM

The truly, truly scary part is that, if I had not been paying attention to the actual news, this comic fits in with the zaniness of the normalcy of this comic.

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Opus the Poet 6 January 2023 at 6:28 PM

This has been a godsend for Wright. A combination of shitshow and bonfire with deep moral implications.

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