Help Desk


Comic Transcript

ALEX: You’re using Binky as your new AI?

PHIL: I know, right? It’s almost perfect.

PHIL: I mean the AI part needs work, obviously. But because he was embedded in our help screens for so long we have Binky hooks in pretty much everything.

ALEX: But we don’t use him any more.

PHIL: Sure, but he’s still there. The Binky API is pretty much impossible to remove from our code base at this point.

ALEX: Have we tried holy water and a crucifix?

PHIL: Binky pops up, makes the observation that it looks like you’re trying to banish an evil spirit, and offers to help.

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Opus the Poet 24 February 2021 at 2:31 AM

OK it took 2 years, but the web site is fully-functional.

Start with the funnies already/s

fintara 16 September 2021 at 4:43 PM

WTB More Ubersoft, please

ysth 26 May 2022 at 7:25 PM

missing Binky tag

C. B. Wright 9 June 2022 at 11:03 AM

Finally updated this! Took me long enough… thanks ysth.


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