Comic Transcript
CUSTOMER: Look, I don’t have anything against paying for software online. I really don’t. I’ve done it before. But there’s a reason I went to a store and bought a physical copy.
ALEX: You needed the exercise?
CUSTOMER: I THOUGHT I WAS BUYING A PHYSICAL COPY.
ALEX: Sir, do you still have the original software box?
CUSTOMER: What software box? There was no software! There’s a CARD with a URL on it!
ALEX: Well if you could just take a look at the front of the box and read the very last line for me. Out loud.
CUSTOMER: “Product key inside – No disc.”
(Silence.)
CUSTOMER: I really hate you guys.
ALEX: Thank you for calling Ubersoft, and have a nice day.
