“I’ll walk you through this problem…”
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Tag: Customer
The Need For Less Speed
“I’m driving one of your UberCars and I’ve got a little problem.”
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Standard Obfuscation #12
“So we need to come up with a game plan that will maximize the amount of stalling time we have.”
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Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal
“I’m confused about Ubersoft’s policy towards Open Source software.”
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Patch Paralysis
“Sorry, I can’t help you today.”
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The Path Of Least Insistence
“It’s a faulty third-party driver.”
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The Robot Did It
“I’ve figured out why the technician never came to your house.”
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The Waiting Game
“Where was your technician?”
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It’s A Bay Window
“I’m going to schedule a technician to come to your house.”
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An Unfortunate Distinction
“I think I’ve determined that your UberNet connection is, in fact, not working.”
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