Customer – Eviscerati.Org

UML 3

“I’ll give you an example of how UML works.”

“So your ‘Ubersoft Marketing Language’ is intended to replace XML?”

“I’m one of the beta testers for the next release of your UberWordSoftPro suite.”

“How can I help you?”

“None of our support packages really guarantee that we won’t ultimately blame you for your computer problems.”

“I was considering upgrading from your ‘Ubersoft Gold’ level of support…”

“Ubersoft Technical Support.”

“I want what I paid for.”

“What’s going on?”

“Your program is working just fine…”