Customer – Eviscerati.Org

Standard Obfuscation #12

“So we need to come up with a game plan that will maximize the amount of stalling time we have.”

“I’m confused about Ubersoft’s policy towards Open Source software.”

“Sorry, I can’t help you today.”

“It’s a faulty third-party driver.”

“I’ve figured out why the technician never came to your house.”

“Where was your technician?”

“I’m going to schedule a technician to come to your house.”

“I think I’ve determined that your UberNet connection is, in fact, not working.”

“I’m going to go through a list of standard questions I need to ask in order to determine the nature of your Internet access problem.”

“I just signed up for your Internet service and I’m running into a little problem.”