“Yes, you can help me.”
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Tag: Customer
The Internet Is Over
“My Internet connection keeps knocking me off line.”
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A Deliberate Omission
“I’d like to find some documentation…”
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A Potential Solution
“I want you to do everything I say very carefully.”
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Shifting To Plan B
“I need you to try to move your car out of gear and set it in neutral.”
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Inappropriate Questions
“I’ll walk you through this problem…”
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The Need For Less Speed
“I’m driving one of your UberCars and I’ve got a little problem.”
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Standard Obfuscation #12
“So we need to come up with a game plan that will maximize the amount of stalling time we have.”
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Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal
“I’m confused about Ubersoft’s policy towards Open Source software.”
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