Customer – Eviscerati.Org

St. Alex

“I’m still trying to get this router to work…”

“I’ve been having a problem with your wireless router.”

“I’m having a problem with my computer.”

“My company is more than a little concerned about the information Ubersoft collects when Nifty Doorways activates its ‘auto-update’ feature.”

“I’ll give you an example of how UML works.”

“So your ‘Ubersoft Marketing Language’ is intended to replace XML?”

“I’m one of the beta testers for the next release of your UberWordSoftPro suite.”

“How can I help you?”

“None of our support packages really guarantee that we won’t ultimately blame you for your computer problems.”

“I was considering upgrading from your ‘Ubersoft Gold’ level of support…”