Comic Transcript
BOSS: ENOUGH! Enough of this stalling, enough distractions, no more being sidetracked by idle metaphysical speculations involving whether it is appropriate to resort to metaphors involving body parts I lack! I am the Dark Lord of Ubersoft! I have created an empire of despair that permeates the very fabric of society itself!
BOSS: I will, at this very moment, conjure forth a plan of such depravity and evil that all evil before it pales in comparison! I will create the SINGLE MOST EVIL PLAN EVER IMAGINED!
(The BOSS thinks of three daisies.)
BOSS: That was not even remotely successful.
