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The Shortest Straw

Comic Transcript

PHIL: Hallo Old Man.

THE BOSS: Phil. How unusual to see you.

PHIL: Everyone in Marketing seems to think it’s my turn at bat.

THE BOSS: Marketing feels it is important to give me bad news, and as the latest addition to the Marketing team you are the designated sacrificial lamb.

PHIL: That’s… surprisingly accurate.

THE BOSS: You had better give me the news quickly. If you stay here too long your colleagues will begin dividing up the contents of your desk.

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