Comic Transcript
NARRATOR: SOMEWHERE IN CUPERTINO, CA
STEVE JOBS: Tell me the status of our latest plan.
MINION: We’ve… run into a slight problem, sir.
STEVE JOBS: A problem? What problem?
MINION: The target has disappeared, sir.
STEVE JOBS: Disappeared? How can he have disappeared?
MINION: They fired him, sir, and we haven’t seen him since.
STEVE JOBS: FIRED him? What game is my enemy playing now? No matter… double your efforts. Bring me Binky, the Cheerful Winking Paperclip!
(Silence.)
STEVE JOBS: There’s really no way to make that name sound dramatic.
MINION: Afraid not, sir.