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The Bad News

Comic Transcript

PHIL: Well, I don’t quite know how to put it to you, but I’m afraid I have some rather bad–

THE BOSS: Ubersoft has posted a loss for the first time since it became a profitable company.

PHIL: Ah. So you knew about that.

THE BOSS: Of course I know about that! I’m the President, CEO, and Dark Lord of this company! How would I not know that?

PHIL: I thought you preferred to be kept in the dark.

THE BOSS: IN DARKNESS. I prefer to be kept IN DARKNESS. Why is it so hard to see the distinction?

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