Comic Transcript
PHIL: Well, I don’t quite know how to put it to you, but I’m afraid I have some rather bad–
THE BOSS: Ubersoft has posted a loss for the first time since it became a profitable company.
PHIL: Ah. So you knew about that.
THE BOSS: Of course I know about that! I’m the President, CEO, and Dark Lord of this company! How would I not know that?
PHIL: I thought you preferred to be kept in the dark.
THE BOSS: IN DARKNESS. I prefer to be kept IN DARKNESS. Why is it so hard to see the distinction?
