JIM WASHINGTON: So the mainstream press is inaccurate when it comes to reporting on computers and computer technology.
INDUSTRY EXPERT: No, Jim, the mainstream press isn’t inaccurate. The mainstream press is anti-accurate. Anything the mainstream press reports on computers is almost guaranteed to be not just untrue, but the exact opposite of what’s actually happening.
JIM WASHINGTON: So we’re like weathermen.
INDUSTRY EXPERT: Not really. Meteorologists know how to use computers.
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