MARK: So what are you going to sue him for?
VIKTOR: I have no idea.
MARK: None at all?
VIKTOR: Other than his name and address I know very little about him.
MARK: Then how do you know you can sue him and get away with it?
VIKTOR: Simple mathematics.
VIKTOR: The statistical probability of an American Citizen being completely innocent of violating all the thousands of local, state or federal laws on the books is roughly equal to the statistical probability of Richard Stallman renouncing Free Software and joining the RIAA.
BARRY: Hey, did you hear? Richard Stallman just renounced Free Software and joined —
MARK AND VIKTOR: No he didn’t.