ALEX: You have reached Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking. Happy New Year.
DRINKY: Oh, very funny. Yeah, very cute. Look, I need someone to come over here and pick me up.
ALEX: Pick you up where?
DRINKY: From wherever we had the office New Year’s party. I’m still a little — uh — well, let’s just say it’s not safe for me to drive right now.
ALEX: Keeping in mind that you’re a paperclip with no arms, when IS it safe for you to drive?