Help Desk

Designating A Driver

Comic Transcript

ALEX: You have reached Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking. Happy New Year.

DRINKY: Meh.

ALEX: Drinky?

DRINKY: Oh, very funny. Yeah, very cute. Look, I need someone to come over here and pick me up.

ALEX: Pick you up where?

DRINKY: From wherever we had the office New Year’s party. I’m still a little — uh — well, let’s just say it’s not safe for me to drive right now.

ALEX: Keeping in mind that you’re a paperclip with no arms, when IS it safe for you to drive?

DRINKY: Meh.

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