Comic Transcript
ALICE: Just a heads up, big brother… You may be required to indulge in a little “panic diffusion” over the next few days.
ALEX: What?
ALICE: We expect an influx of irate customers calling in, and we’ll need your department to calm them down.
ALEX: What did we do this time?
ALICE: We may have inadvertently allowed identity thieves to make off with personal data collected on 140,000 people.
(Silence.)
ALICE: We didn’t mean to.
ALEX: I may be out of the country for the next few months.
