A Complicated Situation
"We can't change the information in your database directly."...
Tag : Story: Identity Crisis
No-Return Policy
"This is all very simple."...
Deadpan Humor
"It claims you died in 1975?"...
Slightly Incorrect
"With all the talk about these thieves who either stole or legally purchased 140,000 records off your database, I got curious about what kind of...
The Scapegoat
"Admitting that the identity thieves legally bought those names off our database is embarrassing to the company."...
The Truth… Technically
"I really can't talk right now."...
The Official Statement
"I just read in the news that criminals stole the private data of 140,000 people you were storing on a database."...
Panic Diffusion
"You may be required to indulge in a little 'panic diffusion' over the next few days."...