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NARRATOR: A FEW DAYS LATER
ALEX: How is Mark doing?
PHIL: We’ve been putting him through the recommended gamer’s detox treatment… He’s in a room with nothing but a television, a VCR, and every episode of every reality TV show on tape.
ALEX: So you’re curing Mark by getting him addicted to something even more banal than his original addiction?
PHIL: Hey, it’s prime time television. He’ll still be working a full day.