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ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking.
CUSTOMER: I just read in the news that criminals stole the private data of 140,000 people you were storing on a database. How could let that happen?
ALEX: We recommend you read our official statement. It’s posted on our website.
CUSTOMER: Official statement, eh? Let’s take a look…
(The sounds of someone typing over the phone.)
CUSTOMER: Your official statement is “oops?”
ALEX: Thank you for calling Ubersoft, and have a nice day.