NARRATOR: Somewhere in Cupertino, CA.
BOSS: We are getting closer to the seat of his power. I can feel it!
MARK: So how do we find it?
ALEX: I suppose we could try to pass as Apple employees.
PHIL: We should spy on them for a few days, then we can follow one of the important ones until he leads us straight to their lair!
MARK: We should try to get our hands on their employee manual. The location to an evil overlord’s secret lair is almost always in the employee’s manual.
APPLE EMPLOYEE: Mr. Jobs will see you now.
BOSS: Or we can make an appointment with his secretary.