Category : Help Desk
Son of the Birth of Binky, Part 3
"The program was brilliant in its diabolical madness, but it was incomplete."...
Son of the Birth of Binky, Part 2
"It was late at night in the halls of Ubersoft. I was gliding through the halls of my empire when I came across three programmers...
Son of the Birth of Binky, Part 1
"Gee it's really nifty and keen knowing everything about how I was born!"...
The Birth of Binky, Aftermath
"...and that's the story of how you were... uh... born."...
The Birth of Binky, Part 3
"We programmed and drank and coded and drank and programmed and drank and ultimately passed out."...
The Expert Speaks
"I have with me an expert on the DOJ v. Ubersoft trial who will comment on the next phase of this courtroom drama."...
Ubersoft Press Release
"Ubersoft issued a statement today responding to the finding of fact issued by the Judge earlier this afternoon."...
Special Bulletin
"We interrupt this regularly scheduled broadcast to bring you breaking news on the Ubersoft v. DOJ 'Unholy Business Practices' Trial."...
The Birth of Binky, Part 2
"I remembered a product we'd released a while back called 'Ubersoft Bud'... a human interface program."...
The Birth of Binky, Part 1
"We were new to Ubersoft then. But we became well known for the Development Group's party atmosphere."...