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A Little Sleight of Hand

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BAILIFF: Hear ye, hear ye! The court will now hear the case of X vs Media Matters, the Honorable Judge–

JUDGE: –hold on a moment. There seems to be a problem with the docket.

BAILIFF: How so?

JUDGE: Well, my copy says the next case is “Non-threatening Plaintiff vs. Nondescript Defendant.”

BAILIFF: Oh, that. We altered your copy to keep you from running away.

JUDGE: Why on earth would I run–

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Hello, Your Honor. It’s lovely to see you again.

(SILENCE.)

JUDGE: What do you have to say for yourself?

BAILIFF: “All rise?”


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2 comments

Mycroft W 9 December 2023 at 2:57 PM

“We all stood up. Obie stood up, with the 27 8×10 colour glossy pictures…”

Glad to see you “back in the saddle”. Here’s hoping things are going better for you.

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