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JUDGE: It appears I have no choice in the matter but to go forward with what I’m certain will be a long and painful case that makes an utter mockery of the law.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Not at all, Your Honor.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: In fact, I request that an expedited judgment of “guilty” be entered against the defendant, since the facts of the case are so obvious and so obviously in our favor that to review them would be to belabor the point.
JUDGE: What facts? Nobody has even bothered to tell me what the case is about!
VIKTOR: That would also belabor the point.