Comic Transcript
JUDGE: Last night I attempted to write out the court’s judgment.
JUDGE: I attempted to do so with UberWordSoftPro, which is what this court has standardized on.
JUDGE: It was a long judgment, filled with detailed references to previous cases that acted as precedent, a few charts and tables to clarify my thinking, one bar graph, and an index.
JUDGE: Attempting to save the document corrupted the file. Attempting to print the document caused the program to crash. When I called tech support, they informed me that the problem had to do with printer drivers that, as it turned out, weren’t even installed on my computer.
JUDGE: Due to these technical difficulties, my verdict will be very brief and to the point.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: … not only was it brief, it was also a bit vulgar.
ALEX: There’s always the appeal.
