JIM WASHINGTON: We interrupt this regularly schedule broadcast to bring you breaking news on the Ubersoft v. DOJ “Unholy Business Practices” Trial.
JIM WASHINGTON: As expected, the Judge issued a preliminary finding of fact against Ubersoft today.
JUDGE: It is the opinion of this court that not only are Ubersoft’s business practices unholy, they are insulting.
JUDGE: In fact, they are quite simply the most mind-numbingly, unholy practices that I have ever encountered in my entire career as a Judge. Evil. Unholy. Wholly unholy.
JIM WASHINGTON: The judge went on like that for hours.
JUDGE: They’re really, really bad!