Comic Transcript
ALEX: (Sighs.) Temporary Emergency Twitter Technical Support, Alex speaking. How can I help you today?
CUSTOMER: Why was my account disabled???
ALEX: You should have received an email explaining exactly why your account was disabled.
CUSTOMER: The email claims I was involved in a “complicated and nefarious plot to assassinate Elon Musk.”
(Silence.)
ALEX: Were you?
CUSTOMER: NO.
2 comments
Well, I am now!
It was a tossup between the two punchlines, but I decided to be responsible and not use the pro-murder one. 😀