THE BOSS: I, the Dark Lord of Ubersoft, have called you my fellow members of the Evil Computer Industry Cabal, so that we may come to an agreement aboutt his latest threat to our dominance.
THE BOSS: I greet you, G’oo’gl, Lord of Google, and I greet you, Steve, official spokesman for Apple.
G’OO’GL: Don’t be evil.
STEVE: Hallo, Old Man.
THE BOSS: And of course I acknowledge the presence of the NSA.
FED: Just try to pretend we aren’t here.