MARK: You created all the memes?
FED: Project LOLCat has been one of the most successful intelligence-gathering efforts the world has ever seen.
MARK: What intelligence can you possibly gather from a YouTube video of a dog riding a skateboard?
FED: Liking a single meme doesn’t tell you much of anything. It’s the combination of memes that are significant. A complete meme profile can tell us your political leanings, religious affiliations, even whether or not you’re in a long-term relationship. We’re starting to develop meme profiles that indicate radical political activism. It’s only a matter of time before we find the combination of memes that suggest potential terrorist activity.
MARK: That’s terrifying.
FED: Most Doge-Hastily Made Tourism Videos-Twitter Reenactments-One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor-Condescending Willy Wonka’s feel that way.