THE BOSS: Petitioning the Federal Government for assistance is not an acceptable solution for this problem.
THE BOSS (SCO): I agree.
STEVE JOBS: As do I.
G’OO’GL: Don’t be evil!
ADALAI FOULE: I’m afraid I see no other way to —
THE BOSS: If the problem is that people have become desensitized to our industry, we must find a way to re-sensitize them.
STEVE JOBS: How do we do that?
THE BOSS: None of you are in a position to do this. SCO is too financially and legally embattled. Apple thrives on subverting common perceptions of good and evil, not enhancing them. Google…
G’OO’GL: Don’t be evil.
THE BOSS: Exactly. Only Ubersoft is capable of introducing something so nefarious, so over-the-top, that in an instnat perspective is restored and our customer base begins to suffer once again.
BARRY: Hey Boss, we just came up with software that lets you record a song then uses a complex algorithm to generate music that is always out of tune and stylistically inappropriate no matter what you try to do to fix it.
THE BOSS: Gentlemen, I believe our solution is at hand.