Comic Transcript
JIM WASHINGTON: “DNS Changer” — what is it? To answer that question we go to our own computer industry expert.
COMPUTER INDUSTRY EXPERT: Thank you, Jim.
COMPUTER INDUSTRY EXPERT: DNS Changer! Computer Armageddon! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!
JIM WASHINGTON: … DNS Changer was supposed to hit yesterday, wasn’t it? Apparently it wasn’t that bad.
COMPUTER INDUSTRY EXPERT: And you can thank the panicked, mewling overreaction of the mainstream press for keeping it that way!
NEWS TICKERTAPE: This is it :: DNS Changer is nigh :: The time has come and Experts warn we are all doomed, DOOMED I tell you :: Oh well, nevermind