JIM WASHINGTON: Did you anticipate such a hostile reaction from the Linux community when you first considered this deal with Ubersoft?
CEO OF UNIQQUE: No I didn’t, and to be honest I’m pretty disappointed, Jim.
JIM WASHINGTON: Why are you disappointed?
CEO OF UNIQQUE: Because we did what we did for the good of the Linux community as a whole, Jim, and they’re acting like we stabbed them in the back.
JIM WASHINGTON: But according to Ubersoft, the agreement specifically EXCLUDES the rest of the Linux community.
CEO OF UNIQQUE: Don’t listen to them! Listen to me! Focus on the sound of my voice!
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