ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How can I help you today?
ANONYMOUS: We are Anonymous.
ALEX: … right…
ANONYMOUS: Seriously. We are Anonymous.
ALEX: Seriously, King, is that you? Who is this?
ANONYMOUS: (Sighs.) What do we have to do to prove that we’re Anonymous?
ALEX: Well you could hack something, I guess.
ANONYMOUS: As a general rule serious hackers don’t target Ubersoft servers any more.
ALEX: Why not?
ANONYMOUS: It’s too easy. It’s like riding a bike where the training wheels have training wheels.
ALEX: OK, I’m more inclined to believe you now.
ANONYMOUS: We are Anonymous!