Simple Questions

Comic Transcript

FED #1: We’re going to start off this interview with some basic questions. Nothing unusual. First question: have you ever deliberately communicated classified or otherwise sensitive information to parties who were not authorized to receive it?

MARK: No.

FED #2: Second question: have you ever talked about your job outside of work?

MARK: No, I only talk about my job when I’m at my job.

FED #1: Do people outside of work know you have a job?

MARK: Well, yes, but–

FED #2: AHA! How doe they know you have a job if you don’t talk about your job outside of your job?

(Silence)

MARK: I tell them “I have a job.”

FED #1 and FED #2: AHA!

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