Comic Transcript
FED #1: We’re going to start off this interview with some basic questions. Nothing unusual. First question: have you ever deliberately communicated classified or otherwise sensitive information to parties who were not authorized to receive it?
MARK: No.
FED #2: Second question: have you ever talked about your job outside of work?
MARK: No, I only talk about my job when I’m at my job.
FED #1: Do people outside of work know you have a job?
MARK: Well, yes, but–
FED #2: AHA! How doe they know you have a job if you don’t talk about your job outside of your job?
(Silence)
MARK: I tell them “I have a job.”
FED #1 and FED #2: AHA!
