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PLAINTIFF: Your Honor, I have to protest. This latest witness is being extremely disruptive.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: You’re exaggerating.

PLAINTIFF: Your Honor, the Federal Government took my phone!

FED: It’s just for your protection, sir.


PLAINTIFF: … and now it’s answering it.

FED (OFF-PANEL): Who is this? How do I know you’re who you say you are?

FED (OFF-PANEL): I need a little more proof than that.

FED (OFF-PANEL): It’s someone claiming to be your wife.

PLAINTIFF: Your Honor!

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