Enter The Feds

Comic Transcript

JUDGE: That testimony was interesting, but I’m not sure why I should believe Ubersoft’s social media network serves a valuable social purpose simply on the word of that young woman.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: You shouldn’t, Your Honor. That’s why we have another witness.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Defense calls the Federal Government to the stand!

(Enter the FEDS.)

JUDGE: What the–?

FED: Just pretend we’re not here.

JUDGE: No.

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