JUDGE: That testimony was interesting, but I’m not sure why I should believe Ubersoft’s social media network serves a valuable social purpose simply on the word of that young woman.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: You shouldn’t, Your Honor. That’s why we have another witness.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Defense calls the Federal Government to the stand!
(Enter the FEDS.)
JUDGE: What the–?
FED: Just pretend we’re not here.