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Unconvincing Explanation

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JUDGE: Sir, that phone does not belong to you. Put it down immediately.

FED (OFF-PANEL): I apologize, Your Honor.

PLAINTIFF: Thank you, Your Honor.

PLAINTIFF: Now on to the matter at hand. I want to make sure the Defense’s witness is–

(FED stands uncomfortably close to PLAINTIFF).

(Silence.)

PLAINTIFF: What are you doing?

FED: Defending your liberty.

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